Ever wonder why the individual cartons of OJ (complete with hole for straw) tell you to NOT open the carton, please use straw hole? I mean, what if you don't want to use the straw hole....what if you want to drink straight from the carton like some renegade OJ drinker?? Or better yet- what if you want to put your straw in the 'triangle' of the open carton and *not* the 'straw hole' What if you like the way the straw twirls around in the freedom of the triangle???
I knew there was a reason I like you. Here's to you Rebel Orange Juice Drinker. Real American Hero.
ReplyDeleteThank you, thank you. Standing up for OJ drinkers all over the world is just my way of giving back.....
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